Teacher's Day Joke On a special Teacher's Day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving Teacher Day gifts. The Florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is....some flowers." "That's right!" said the boy. "But how did you know?" "Just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy storeowner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy." "That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl. "Just a lucky guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the liquor storeowner's son. The teacher held it over her head but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?" The boy replied, "A puppy!" by Anon

A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"
<P>All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session. </P>
<P>After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced. "OK," he said, "I withdraw what I said. Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"</P> by Somebody

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A chinese call centre Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan ! Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree . Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ... Caller: O h .......God!!! ! by Venkatesh Hariharan

Teacher : What do you want to become? Lil Johnny : Doctor!! Teacher : Why? Lil Johnny : 'Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. by Anon

Do u know what surdarji will do after taking xerox ? he will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !! Sardar takes xerox Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!! by Sardar Checks Spellings

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too." by Sardar and the donkey

During break in a confernece in which nearly 15 countrites particpated First Russian came out of the bathroom then washed his hands with he washed his hand with the the soap oil and cleaned with tissue paper and said we Russians are very clean then American came out,he washed his hand with the the soap oil and cleaned with tissue paper then wipped in the hand drier he came out and said Amercians are very clean and tidy at last Indian came out and went straigh-a-way to conference on the way russsain and american blocked him and asked why you havnt washed or cleaned your hands Indian said my parents havnt taught to piss in the hands. by Anon

Customer : i am not able to browse in the mobile Executive :(after long explaination) sir pls visit our website for more details Customer : which bus goes to that site Executive : ??? by Self